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Today's CyberJoke 3000
Two drunks were headed for home late one night, staggering down the railroad tracks when one griped, "This is sure a long staircase." The other slurred back, "Well, the steps don't bother me as much as these stinking low handrails!"
A blonde wanted to open a new bar. Her lawyer explained that she needed a liquor license. She replied, "Oh, it's not gonna be that kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
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