[cyberjoke3000] January 20, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

What an exciting day for America. Every presidential transition that I remember has been, but this one seems especially so. 80% of Americans are expected to watch at least some of today's ceremonies, an excellent start to bringing us together as a country. I'd love to be in D.C. today myself, but I'm happy to watch the excitment from here in the other Washington.

CBS television bought Cnet and with it got TV.com. They just opened a completely revamped site where you can see lots of shows (with short commercials before each). They even have remastered Star Trek episodes in HD, which looks great fullscreen on my 1920x1024 monitor. And, in case you missed last night's premiere of 24, it's there, too, in HD and with less commercials than on Fox.
http://www.tv.com/

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

After Little Johnny's first visit to "grown-up church" with his family, the minister asked him how he liked it. Little Johnny replied, "Well, the music was good but the commercial was too long!"

An Australian was walking along a country road in New Zealand when he saw a farmer going at it with a sheep. The Aussie yelled, "You know, mate, back home, we shear those!" The New Zealander looked around frantically and said, "I'm not shearing her with no one!"

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