[cyberjoke3000] January 29, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

One guy said to another, "One day, Goldberg and Rosenstern were talking..." "Hold on there!" interrupted his friend. "Always with the Jewish jokes! Give it a rest. Why do you always joke about my people? For a change, how about a joke about some other ethnic group?" The first guy started over, "Okay, one day, Hashimoto and Suzuki were talking at their nephew's bar mitzvah..."

As the groom entered the church, the best man noticed he had the biggest, brightest smile on his face. "Boy, you sure look happy to be getting married." The groom replied, "Buddy, that's because I just got the best blow job of my life and I'm here to marry the woman who gave it to me!" In another part of the church, the maid of honor told the bride, "You look happier than I've ever seen you." The bride replied, "Honey, that's because I just gave my last blow job!"

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