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Our first grandchild, Clover Ann, was born yesterday, January 15, 2009, to our daughter and son-in-law. She weighs 7 lbs, 13 ozs, is 21" long, and is (of course) beautiful! Mother, daughter and father did great. All is well. Our hearts are filled with joy! From now on, you may officially refer to me as "Grandpa!" <grin>
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A man called his banker to check on his account. "Your finances are in terrible shape," said the banker. "Your checking account is overdrawn and your loan is overdue." "Yeah, I know," said the man. "It's my wife. She's out of control." "Well, why do you let her spend more than you have?" asked the banker. "Frankly," sighed the man, "because it's easier to argue with you than her!"
The preacher was having a heart-to-heart talk with one of his flock's backsliders, a man whose moonshine habit invariably led to quarrels and the occasional shotgun blast. "Ben, can't you see? Not one good thing comes out of your drinking?" Ben disagreed. "Well, maybe one: it makes me miss the folks I'm shootin' at!"
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