[cyberjoke3000] January 19, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

In honor of George W. Bush's last full day on the job, here are ten new sight gags that have nothing to do with him!
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgagbrowser.php?j=1651

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A bus filled with tourists arrived at Runnymede, England. The guide announced, "And this is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta." One man in the rear asked, "When did that happen?" The guide answered, "1215." The man looked at his watch and says, "Dang! Missed it by half an hour!"

I mixed up my Preparation H with my Polident; now I talk like an a$shole, but at least my gums don't itch anymore!

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