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CyberJokester Steve Irving sends along this Wikipedia entry of unusual place names. Of course, unusual, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder, but I'm sure you'll agree there are some weird places here, including documentation of some on my Sight Gags page.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:SP-KP/ToDo/salvage2
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A bus driver was conducting a tour of famous Civil War battlefields. "Over there is where the Southern troops routed a whole platoon of Yankees." A little later, he said, "And over there is where the Rebs wiped out a whole regiment of Yanks." Another few miles and he announced, "And here's where we captured a thousand Union soldiers." A tourist asked him, "Did the North win any battles around here?" The driver answered, "Mebbe so, ma'am, but not while I'm driving!"
A lion was lying in its cage at the zoo, licking its butt, when a visitor asked the zookeeper, "That's a docile old thing lion, isn't it?" "No way," said the zookeeper. "It's the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why not an hour ago it completely devoured a Frenchman who was foolish enough to get too close to its cage!" "Hardly seems possible," said the astonished visitor. "But why does it lick it's a$$ like that?" The zookeeper replied, "Probably trying to get the taste out of its mouth!"
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