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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A pastor was talking to some youngsters about being on their good behavior so they would go to heaven. Concluding, he asked, "Now, where do you want to go?" Little Suzy cried out, "Heaven!" "And what do you have to do to get there?" he asked. Little Johnny yelled, "Die!"
The Joneses were traveling with Mrs. Jones's mother in a far away country when the mother-in-law made a careless remark, insulting the native royal family. They were arrested, convicted, and sentenced to fifty lashes with a cane. To show their magnanimity, the royal family granted the guests one wish before their beating. "Mrs. Jones, what is your wish?" "Before my beating, bind a pillow to my bottom." "It is granted." But the pillow was small, and the executioner missed it a few times, hitting her and causing great pain. Next they asked the mother-in-law for her wish. "Before my beating, bind a pillow to my bottom and a pillow to my back." "It is granted." She got her fifty lashes, but barely felt a thing. Finally, they asked, "And Mr. Jones, what is your wish before your beating?" Jones replied, "Before my beating, bind my mother-in-law to my back!"
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