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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
How can you tell when there's a singer at your front door? She can't find the right key!
Two missionaries were captured by a tribe of cannibals, tied up, placed in a large pot of water over a huge fire, and left there to cook. As the water got uncomfortably warm, one missionary started laughing uncontrollably. The other was disgusted. "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive. Those cannibals are going to eat us. What could possibly be funny?" The other missionary replied, "I just p¡ssed in their soup!"
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