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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Denny's is offering a new breakfast meal to honor the octuplets' mother: the OctoSlam has fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the other diners pay your bill!
A young gay man's friends intervened to help his problem drinking. He got involved with AA and after much struggle was clean and sober for a year. To celebrate, he held a small dinner party for his friends who were quite proud of him. He swore then and there to use the same techniques to stop smoking. A year later, he held another party to celebrate being tobacco free. Again, his friends were amazed at his good health. A year later, he hosted another party to announce, "I'm no longer gay." All his friends, both gay and straight, were amazed. "How have you managed to change your life so drastically?" "Did you use the same techniques you did when you stopped drinking and smoking?" "Was it a change of lifestyle?" "Was it religious?" He quieted them all and said, "Oh, nothing so drastic. It's just that, after I quit smoking, everything tasted different!"
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