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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
George looked worried when the doctor asked if anything was troubling him. "Well, to tell you the truth, Doc, yes," answered George. "I seem to be getting forgetful. I can't remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what I was going to do once I get there -- if I get there! I need help. What should I do?" The doctor replied in his kindest tone, "Pay me in advance!"
Two gay guys were walking along the beach, holding hands, when a beautiful hot woman passed by. One guy said to the other, "You know, sometimes girls that look like that make me wish I was a lesbian!"
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