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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician were on a Canadian train. Looking out the window, they saw a black sheep standing alone in a field. The engineer said, "Look: all Canadian sheep are black!" The physicist groaned and said, "No, we can only say that some Canadian sheep are black." The mathematician scoffed, "No, all we can truly say is that in
A cannibal father and son went hunting. Deep in the jungle, they hid beside a trail. Soon, a little old man walked by. The son whispered, "Dad! There's one. Let's get him!" "No," said his father. "Not enough meat. We wait." Later, a fat man came along. "Dad! He's huge. Let's get him!" "No," his father said. "We'd all have heart attacks from all the fat in him. We wait." Hour later, an absolutely gorgeous woman approached. "Dad! There's nothing wrong with that one. Let's eat her." "No," said his father. "We'll not eat her either." "Why not?" "We'll take her home alive and eat your mother!"
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