It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
CyberJokester Al Johnson sends along this cool T-Mobile long-form commercial filmed live during rush hour in London's Liverpool Street train station. I defy you to watch this without smiling:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ3d3KigPQM
And here's "the making of" video, which is quite interesting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVFNM8f9WnI
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
An Irishman walking along the beach found a bottle lying in the sand. He picked it up, brushed it off, and out popped a genie. "Since you have freed me from this bottle, I will grant you three wishes." The Irishman thought a moment and said, "I'm feeling a might thirsty. I think I'll wish for a pint of stout." And poof! there was a pint of stout in his hand. He drank it down and started to toss the bottle away, when the genie said, "Look at that bottle before you throw it away." He did and watched as it magically refilled itself with stout. "That's a magic bottle. It will refill itself whenever you empty it. So what are your other wishes?" The Irishman grinned. "I'll be taking two more of these!"
A man was drinking in a bar with a very sexy bartender. They started chatting and he made her a bet, "I bet I can keep my eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom" as he lay a ten dollar bill on the bar. She knew the bathroom was around a corner and totally out of sight, so she accepted. He removed his glass eye and went to the head. "Very funny," she said, when he returned. He grinned and said, "Okay, look, want to go double or nothing? I'll bet you a twenty, I can bite my own ear." She accepted and then watched him remove his false teeth and chomp them on his ear lobe. He grinned and said, "All right, once more? Double or nothing? I bet I can make love to you so tenderly that you won't feel a thing." Certain this was her area of expertise, she accepted, led him into the backroom and hiked up her skirt. They went to town. A few moments later, she giggled, "Oh, I can feel you." He grinned and kept on pumping. "Win some, lose some!"
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