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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
While human beings have vast varieties of age, gender, religion, wealth, and ethnicity, be thankful that deep down inside we each believe that we are an above-average driver!
A priest lived at a small rural parish with several nuns. One day, an older nun noticed that the church rugs were frayed. She told the priest, "Father, I believe your rugs need to be replaced." "Thank you for bringing it to my attention, Sister Sally, but you've been here long enough to refer to church property as 'ours' instead of 'yours.' " Sometime later, Sister Sally noticed the hedge needed trimming. She again told the priest, "Father, your, I mean, our hedge needs trimming." "Thank you, Sister Sally. And thank you for remembering to say 'our.' But have you seen my watch? I've misplaced it somewhere." "No," said Sister Sally, "but I'll look for it." Some days later, just as the bishop arrived for his annual visit, Sister Sally came down the front stairs crying, "Father! I found your watch!" The bishop said, "How wonderful, my child. And where did you find it?" "Oh, hello. I found it under our bed!"
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