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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician were shown a pasture with a large herd of sheep, and asked to enclose them with the smallest possible fence. The engineer made a square fence around the sheep, declaring it to be the simplest to build. The physicist created a circular fence around the sheep, arguing that the circle gives the maximum area for a given length of fence. The mathematician built a fence around himself and defined himself to be on the outside!
On their wedding night, Paddy came out of the bathroom to find his new bride lying spread-eagle on the bed. She sexily purred, "Do you know what I want, Paddy?" Paddy frowned. "Looks like the whole friggin' bed!"
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