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I realized that, while I often direct you to my Sight Gags page, I rarely plug anything else on my site, yet there's plenty of fun stuff there. Here's a new post: Nerd Pickup Lines as recently seen on Twitter.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A husband and wife were shopping for a gift for their new daughter-in-law when they passed an expensive lingerie shop. They went inside, but while she shopped, he felt out of place. A beautiful young salesclerk asked, "May I help you, sir?" Unsure what to say, he improvised, "Uh, yeah. Where are the men's clothes?" In a demure voice, the clerk replied, "Sir, all these clothes are for men!"
Both the Pope and the Queen of England attended an Anglican-Catholic commemoration of the Anglo-Irish accords. They stood before a huge crowd and just couldn't help but be a little competitive, since both are heads of churches. The Queen told the Pope, "Do you realize that, with just one wave of my hand, I can make every English person in this crowd go wild?" "I'd like to see that!" he replied. Sure enough, she raised her hand and waved a royal glove at the crowd; every Englishman applauded and cheered. When the cheers subsided, the Pope, told the Queen, "Impressive, Your Majesty, but with one wave of my hand I can make every Irish person here rejoice and not just a momentary display like your subjects but a joy that will touch their hearts deeply; one they will speak of forever." "I seriously doubt that, Your Holiness!" she replied. "One wave of your hand and Irish people will rejoice forever? Prove it." So he slapped her!
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