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After the dentist removed this young man's tooth, it took him a while to clear his head. Poor little guy. But funny...
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
At a couple's first breakfast in their new home, the wife commented, "Look at our new neighbor's laundry. It's not even clean," she said. "She must not know how to wash correctly." Her husband looked, but said nothing. The next time their neighbor hung her wash, the wife said, "Maybe she needs a better brand of soap." This went on for about a month, but finally, one day the neighbor's laundry was clean. The wife said, "Look at that! Finally she learned how to wash. I wonder who taught her?" Her husband replied, "No one. I got up early this morning and washed our windows."
As Shelly's high school reunion drew to a close, the master of ceremonies gave out prizes to the graduates who had traveled the farthest, been married the longest or shortest, were the most successful, etc. Shelly was surprised to hear her own name. "And to Shelly, for the most children: a bottle of champagne and a giant economy-sized bottle of aspirin!" "Don't bother with the aspirin," giggled Shelly. "Isn't it obvious that, with ten kids, I've never had a headache!"
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