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CyberJokester Gary Orndorff sends along The Newseum's daily front page, a really interesting use of Flash. Hover over a city and its newspaper's front page appears. Double-click it and it gets bigger. The site changes daily.
http://www.newseum.org/todaysfrontpages/flash/
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Advice for campers: When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side of you vacant.
A skinhead was window shopping with his girlfriend when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry store window. "Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she said. "No problem, babe," he said, throwing a brick through the glass and grabbing the ring. A few blocks later, she admired a black leather jacket in another shop window. "What I'd give to own that!" she said. "Sure thing, honey," he said, throwing another brick through the window and snatching the coat. Soon they passed a Mercedes dealership. "I'd do anything for one of those!" she said, pointing to a convertible. "Damn it, baby!" cried the skinhead. "Do you think I'm made of bricks?!"
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