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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The colonel had one First Lieutenant slot available, but three Second Lieutenants eligible for promotion. He called the first candidate into his office and said, "If I told you that I wanted a flag pole erected in front of Headquarters by 1700, what would you do?" The Lieutenant thought a moment and then responded, "Sir! I would get a shovel, head for HQ, and start digging!" "You're not ready to be promoted," said the Colonel. He then asked the next candidate the same question. "Sir! I would fill out a CE work order, make provisions for appropriate environmental studies, and..." "You are definitely not ready to be promoted," said the Colonel. He asked the final candidate, who immediately responded, "Sir, I would call the First Sergeant, and say, 'Top, I want a @#$#@ flag pole in front of HQ by 1600!" The Colonel barked, "You're ready to be promoted!"
A preacher attended a seminar and heard a well-known motivational speaker say, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" Those attending were shocked! But he followed up with "...my mother!" The crowd laughed and the rest of his speech was well received. The following Sunday, the preacher thought he'd start off his sermon with the same line. He began with, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" His congregation gasped, just as the preacher realized he had forgotten the joke's punch line! He stood there for the longest time, trying to remember it, but finally just ended with "...and I can't remember who she was!"
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