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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The Joys(?) of English: When you write copy, you have the right to copyright the copy you write, if the copy is right. If, however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy. If you write religious services, you write rite and have the right to copyright the rite you write. Conservative people write right copy and have the right to copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric would write right rite and has the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright can be right. Should Thomas Wright decide to write right rite, then Wright would write right rite, which Wright has the right to copyright. Duplicating that rite would copy Wright's right rite and violate copyright, which Wright would have the right to right. Is that about right?
"Children, please name a medicine and what it is used for," said Mrs. Johnson. The first student said, "Tylenol." "Very good! And what is Tylenol used for?" "It's for headaches." "Excellent. Anyone else?" Another pupil said, "Nytol." "Excellent. And what is Nytol used for?" "It helps you go to sleep." "That's right. Johnny? Do you know a medicine?" Little Johnny thought a moment and then said, "Viagra." "Uh, okay, Johnny. What is Viagra used for?" "I think it's for diarrhea." "Diarrhea? Who told you that?" "No one, but the other night I heard my mom tell my dad, 'Take a Viagra and maybe that little sh¡t will get harder!' "
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