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CyberJokester Neil Rubenking sends along this page showing CNN's use of Microsoft's PhotoSynth software to piece together photos taken during the recent Inauguration Ceremony. It's really fun to see the thousands of angles from each of those digital images:
http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2009/44.president/inauguration/themoment/
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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? That's how dogs spend their whole life!
Little Johnny woke up late one night and heard some loud noises coming from his parents' bedroom. But by the time he got to their room, the noises had ceased and the bathroom light was on. Little Johnny looked in the bathroom and saw his father removing a condom. "Daddy, whatcha doin'?" asked Little Johnny. His startled father tried to think of something to say and all he could come up with was, "Uh, I'm just checking the bathroom for mice." Little Johnny looked confused. "What are you gonna do, screw 'em?!"
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