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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A husband asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the Lotto?" She said, "I'd take half and then leave you." "Good answer," he replied. "I won a hundred bucks; here's your fifty, now get out!"
A cowboy, riding across the prairie, came upon a Indian lying buck-naked on his back with a huge erection. "What are you doing?" he asked. The Indian looked at the shadow of his d¡ck and said, "Checking the time. It's 1 PM." The cowboy rode on, but soon came upon another naked Indian lying on his back with another huge erection. The cowboy asked, "What are you doing? Telling time?" The Indian replied, "Yep. It's 3 PM." The cowboy rode on until he came upon third naked Indian, lying on his back and masturbating. The cowboy asked, "What in the hell are you doing?" The Indian replied, "Winding my watch!"
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