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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A mobster was charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be fair, he claimed he only intended to rough him up a little!
Mrs. Kummer was playing "Name That Animal" with her first-grade class. She held up a photograph of a cat and asked, "What kind of animal is this?" "A cat!" said Little Suzi. "Good job, Suzi! Now, what's this?" "A dog!" said Little Ricky. "Good, Ricky! Now what is this?" she asked and held up a photo of a mature male deer with an 8-point rack. The class fell silent. After a few moments, she prompted, "It's what your mom calls your dad." Little Johnny's hand shot up. "It's a horny bastard!"
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