Thursday, August 15, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] August 15, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Albert van der Sluis sends along this interesting video of the making of a lawn chair -- in stop motion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7l3_THa-Yk
And if you're interested in more details (or, like me, just enjoy “wood porn”), check out his earlier chair project:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1HzCZEEsg4 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

 

Bill and Doug were standing around the bar's bronco machine. No one has even come close to collecting the $1,000 prize for staying on for a full three-minute ride. But Bill was just drunk enough to say with confidence, "I'm gonna do it." Doug said, "You fool. You'll kill yourself." Bill hitched up his pants and replied, "No, I won't. Just watch me!" and climbed aboard. The machine thrashed wildly, up and down, side to side, around in circles, but Bill hung on. After two minutes, it bucked vertically and spun until Bill was just a blur, but when the three minutes were up and the ride stopped, Bill was still on the machine's back, acknowledging the cheers of the crowd. He dismounted, collected his winnings, and rejoined Doug. "How in the hell did you learn to ride like that?" asked Doug. Bill grinned. "Remember last winter? When my girlfriend had the whooping cough?" 


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