[cyberjoke3000] September 9, 2013

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Now that the kids are back in school, take some me time and enjoy a few new sight gags!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

If you're interested, I'll be signing books today at Barnes & Noble from 3 pm until I'm removed by security.

 

Years ago, two Irish nuns came through Ellis Island and found themselves in the big city. One said, "I hear the people here actually eat dogs." Her companion replied, "That's odd, but if we're going to live here, we should do as they do." Just then, a pushcart vendor yelled, "Get your dogs here!" so they decided to try one. "Two dogs, please!" The vendor collected their money and gave them each a hot dog. Excited, the nuns stepped aside and unwrapped their sandwiches. The first blushed and then whispered, "What part did you get?" 

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