Wednesday, March 19, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] March 20, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Don’t feel bad if you don’t get today’s first joke. I had to google it myself. I found a great explanation on Slate. Plus, some more similar jokes.

NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Carl Edwards takes the ride of his life behind the wheel of Henry Ford's first and only race car, the 1901 "Sweepstakes." 70 mph on cloth tires, with the "co-pilot" hanging off the inside running board!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru_hC9oGVbo 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Godel, and Noam Chomsky walked into a bar. Heisenberg said, "Clearly, this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it's funny or not?" Godel replied, "We can't know that because we're inside the joke." Chomsky said, "Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong!"

 

What did the German bisexual woman do? Went down on her Hans and niece! 


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