Monday, December 21, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] December 21, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I wish I had ten Christmas sight gags for you, but one of these is a little Christmas-y.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A Russian couple was walking through St. Petersburg back when it was still Leningrad, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "It's raining," he told his wife. She disagreed. "No, that's snow." "No, I'm sure it was just rain." They were about to have a major argument when they spotted a nearby Communist party official. "Let's ask him whether it's raining or snowing." She agreed. "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph: is this rain or snow?" "Rain, of course!" he answered. But the woman insisted, "No! It can't be!" Walking away, he quietly replied, "Madam, Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

I'm trying to get into the holiday spirit, but I can't find a damned corkscrew! 

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