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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A man bought a run-down abandoned farm in hopes of turning it around. The fields were overgrown, the farmhouse was falling down, and the fences were full of holes. After moving in, the preacher stopped by and blessed the farmer's plans: "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!" A year later, the preacher stopped by again. It was completely different: the farmhouse was in good shape, livestock grazed in well-fenced pens, and the fields are filled with crops in straight rows. The preacher said. "Amazing! Look at what God and you have accomplished!" The farmer replied wryly, "Mebbe so, Rev, but remember what this place was like when God worked it alone!"
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