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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. It's only difficult for others. It's the same when you're stupid.
A nun was waiting at the airport for her flight to Chicago when she saw a fortune-telling scale and decided to try it. She dropped in a coin and out came a card reading, "You're a nun who weighs 128 pounds on her way to Chicago." She was surprised by its accuracy but thought it probably gives the same card to everyone, so she decided to try it again. The next card read, "You're a nun who weighs 128 pounds on her way to Chicago and you're going to play a fiddle." She thought, "Well, that's wrong; I've never played any musical instrument, ever." But as she sat down, a cowboy sat nearby, putting his fiddle case between them. Without hesitation, she opened the case, removed his fiddle, and started playing beautiful music. Not believing what had just happened, she returned to the scale, put in another coin, and got a third card reading, "You're a nun who weighs 128 pounds on her way to Chicago and you're going to break wind." She knew the scale was fake. "I've never broken wind in public ever in my life" but as she stepped off the scale she slipped, and sure enough, farted quietly. Stunned, she just had to try her luck one more time. This time the card read, "You're a nun who weighs 128 pounds and you've fiddled and farted around and missed your flight to Chicago!"
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