Thursday, April 30, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] May 1, 2009



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Zadir sends along this wonderful video of the Kings Firecrackers Jump Rope Team. These 10- to 14-year-old girls do an amazing routine!
http://soonereyo.blip.tv/#1826380
More about the Kings Firecrackers team here:
http://kingsfirecrackers.blogspot.com

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Why aren't Arab boys circumcised? So, in a sandstorm, they have a place to put their chewing gum!

Sven and Ole had been friends and business partners for years. One morning, when Sven had nearly gotten to work, he realized he'd forgotten his lunch, so he returned home. There he found his wife still in bed, naked. He said, "Vhat's wrong vith you, voman? Vhy you vear no clothes?" She replied, "Because I haff no clothes!" He looked confused. "Vhat you mean you haff no clothes? You got plenty clothes! Look!" He opened their bedroom closet and started sliding hangers. "See! Vun dress! Two dress! Three dress! Hello, Ole, how ya doin'? Four dress..."


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