[cyberjoke3000] May 4, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

To go along with today's CyberJoke 3000™ coverage of "All Swine Flu, All the Time!", here is Jimmy Kimmel's version of protection:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLtuSKSXZOY

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Snoutbreak 2009! How do you know if you have the swine flu? You wake up in pigtails and then break out in rashers! Swine flu may affect your hearing: you could get crackling in one ear! Don't panic; it's no pig deal, it's just a minor hamdemic! Finally Mexico is a world power; when it sneezes, the whole world gets sick! To prevent swine flu, apply oinkment to your affected area! I called the National Swine Flu Hotline but all I heard was crackling on the line! If a swine flu patient picks his nose, is that considered pulled pork? I had a glass of Merlot last night and woke up with sniffles and sneezing; my doctor said not to worry, it's just the wine flu! A blonde was afraid to buy gas because she heard it wasn't safe to travel to Texaco! Once it was said that a black man would become president of the United States when pigs flew; sure enough, 100 days later, swine flu!

As the two friends walked home together, Piglet smiled and thought, "I'm lucky to have a best friend like Pooh!" Meanwhile, Pooh thought, "If that pig sneezes even once, he's dead!"

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