[cyberjoke3000] August 13, 2009

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A Las Vegas magician amazed the crowd, so much so that a man in the back of the theater yelled, "How'd you do that?" The magician responded with a laugh, "If I told you, sir, I'd have to kill you." The man yelled back, "Okay, then, tell my wife!"

Movie Ratings Explained: G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The Good Guy Gets The Girl. R: The Bad Guy Gets The Girl. X: Everybody Gets The Girl. XXX: Everybody gets the girl, her mother, and her dog!

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