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A woman told her friend, "I made my ex-husband a millionaire." Her friend asked, "What was he before he married you?" "A multi-millionaire!"
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be asked her mother, "Mom, I need you to teach me how to make my new husband happy." Mom took a deep breath and began, "Well, dear, when two people love, honor and respect each other..." "Oh, Mom! I know how to screw him," interrupted the bride-to-be. "I want you to teach me how to make your great lasagna!"
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