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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The three-year-old had been on the toilet long enough. His mother checked up on him and found him reading a book, but every few seconds, he would hit himself on top of his head. "Johnny, are you all right?" "I'm fine, Mommy. I just haven't gone 'doody' yet." "Okay, but why are you hitting yourself on the head?" Johnny replied, "It works for ketchup!"
Jim's boss asked why he was moping around. "It's my wife," Jim replied. "She's fooling around with other men." "Well, I can understand your mood then," said the boss. "I wouldn't like that either." "No, no," said Jim. "It's not that. I have trouble sleeping in our small bed with two other people!"
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