Tuesday, November 10, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] November 11, 2009



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Happy Anniversary! It was exactly ten years ago today that I started CyberJoke 3000™. I thought I might have enough jokes to run it for a year or so. But, over 5,000 jokes later, it shows no sign of stopping. With 7,000 members, many of whom submit jokes to me daily, I think we may just be able to go another ten years!

CyberJokester Danny Moran sends along another video helper, this one a collection of over 20 programs to do all sorts of things with your videos... and all for free!
http://www.dvdvideosoft.com/free-dvd-video-software.htm

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AL

Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The sheik's oil revenues were down so he decided to sell his Star of the Euphrates, once the most valuable diamond in existence. But his pawnbroker would only give him 100,000 rials for it. "Are you crazy?" said the sheik, "I paid a million for it! Say... do you know who I am?" The pawnbroker replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are!"

What's the difference between Ellen DeGeneres and a Triscuit? One is a snack cracker...


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