Tuesday, November 24, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] November 24, 2009



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

In this amazing video, Paul Nicklen describes his unique experience as a National Geographic photographer: coming face-to-face with one of the arctic's most vicious predators:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxa6P73Awcg

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Women are evil. Need proof? Women require time and money, therefore Women=Time*Money. Since everyone knows that time is money, therefore Women=Money*Money or Women=Money². Since money is the root of all evil, therefore Money=square root of Evil and Women=(square root of Evil)², therefore: Women=Evil.

A young boy was sitting on his front lawn, crying. A neighbor saw him and asked, "What's wrong, Seamus? Why are you crying?" Seamus replied, "'Tis a terrible t'ing. Me mam's dying." "That's awful," the neighbor agreed. "Would you like me to fetch the priest?" "Naw," said Seamus, "I'm in no mood for sex!"


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