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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"Just look at this body," boasted the fit old man to the group of young people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups and thirty sit-ups and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you know why? Because I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase women!" He smiled at them, eyes gleaming. "And tomorrow, I celebrate my 95th birthday!" "Oh, really?" said one sarcastic youngster. "How?"
A man walked into a bar with his dog and ordered two glasses of whiskey. Both he and his dog emptied their glasses. The barmaid was shocked. "That's cool. Can your dog do any other tricks?" "But, of course," the man answered, "He can gratify a woman." Interested in learning more, she led the man and his dog into the room behind the bar, undressed, and laid down on the floor. The dog looked her over, but that's all. Finally, he told the dog, "All right, one more time. I'll show you again how it's done!"
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