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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
You May Be Living in 2011 if… you use your cell phone from your driveway to see if anyone is inside to help you carry in the groceries; you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years; your family of three has 15 phone numbers; you text the person working at the next desk; you don't stay in touch with family because they're not on Facebook; there are more TVs in your house than people; your body aches, not from exercising, but from playing your Wii; your keychain has more discount cards than keys; leaving home without your cell phone causes panic; ordering coffee includes words that didn't exist twenty years ago, but not the word "coffee."
A rich Kentuckian bought a racehorse named "My Face." He said, "I don't know if it's any good or not. I just want to hear all the women in the grandstand yell, 'Come on My Face!' "
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