Friday, March 25, 2011

[cyberjoke3000] March 25, 2011



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Do you continue to get viruses even though you run anti-virus software? Maybe the problem is you. You must "drive" your machine conservatively. I've operated various PCs for 30 years and never had a virus. But then, I don't do file sharing, download software from unknown sources, allow strangers to use my system, or click on links in weird emails. You've got to be careful, suspicious, and use as much protection as you can.

CyberJokester Zadir sends along this wonderful collection of 67 high-resolution aerial images of New York City.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

News Flash: "Now here's a follow-up to yesterday's accident at the furniture company: the worker who fell into the upholstery machine is now fully recovered!"

What do you call a hooker with no legs? A nightcrawler!


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