Monday, July 18, 2011

[cyberjoke3000] July 19, 2011



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Thought I was kidding about no summer in Seattle this year? This morning's PI agrees: 78 minutes of temps over 80° so far this year!
http://bit.ly/oU6mCc

Have you tried Google+ yet? If so, you're probably wondering how to transfer all your Facebook friends to Google+. CyberJokester Andreas Wallstrom sends along this short video that shows you an easy way to move them all at once.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoR0lirqRWE

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

After thirty years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He paused a moment and then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H. And I, J, K." She asked, "Just what does that mean?" He replied, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot." She smiled happily. "That's lovely! But what about I, J, K?" He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

Businessman to call girl: "I'm surprised at how little you charge for what you do." Call girl to businessman: "Well, frankly, I also do a little blackmailing on the side!"


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