Friday, July 22, 2011

[cyberjoke3000] July 22, 2011



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Best Line By A Woman In A Singles Ad: "If we meet for drinks and you don't look like your photo, you're buying me drinks until you do!"

"Doctor, I'm afraid that the girl I've been dating is a sex maniac. Every night for weeks I've been trying to break off the whole lurid affair, but every night I can't bring myself to do it." "Really? Tell me more." "Every night we end up at her place. She asks me to put my arm around her. And then she reaches over and takes my hand." The psychiatrist, trying to maintain his professional demeanor, asked, "And then?" The young man replied, "And then? You mean, there's more?"


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