Thursday, July 12, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] July 12, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester and old friend John Horn sends along these fascinating photos that capture the thrills and spills of the early years of American motoring.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A woman, about five-foot-two and pleasingly plump, had a minor accident. The E.R. nurse asked for her height and weight. She said, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds." The nurse looked her up and down and said, "Hon, this ain't the Internet!"

 

Two middle-aged men were chatting on the golf course. "So, Bill, I finally hooked up with my high school crush last night." Impressed, Bill was all set to congratulate him when his friend continued, "But things got awkward; she asked me to her prom!" 


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