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Leaving a meeting at our church, I couldn't find my keys. I searched the meeting room; nothing. Did I leave them in the car? My wife scolds me when I do that, but I think it's the best place not to lose them. She worries that our car will be stolen. Searching the empty church parking, I realized she was right. So I called the police, gave them my location, sheepishly confessed that I had left my keys in the ignition, and that my car was now stolen. And then I made the really tough call. "Honey, I left my keys in the car and it was stolen." There was a long silence. She barked back, "You idiot. I dropped you off!" Oops. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, okay then. When can you pick me up?" She replied, "As soon as I convince this policeman that I didn't steal our car!"
"Daddy, Daddy, what's a transvestite?" "Shut up and unhook my bra!"
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