Monday, April 28, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] April 29, 2014



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a blonde? A 200% chance of getting screwed!

 

A brutally ugly woman approached me at the bar, squeezed my a$$ and said, "Give me your number, you sexy hunk." I said, "Have you got a pen?" She smiled and said, "Sure do!" I replied, "You'd better get back in it before your farmer notices you're missing!" 


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