Thursday, April 3, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] April 4, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Gary Orndorff sends along this video of historic black and white photos artfully colorized. We know they had colors back then, but our minds have been conditioned by old photos to think in gray. Take a look at this:

http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=d6d9d5385aee 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!

 

A mathematician and an engineer participated in an experiment in which they were placed in a room, at the far end of which was a beautiful naked woman on a bed. The experimenter told them, "Every 30 seconds, you may travel half the distance to the woman. The engineer smiled. The mathematician huffed, "This is pointless! Don't you see? You'll never reach her!" The engineer replied, "So what? Pretty soon, I'll be close enough for all practical purposes!" 


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