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[cyberjoke3000] February 16, 2015



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40 years of SNL -- and not one Sight Gag mention!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I hope I live to be 100 if only just to mess with people by telling them fake reasons why I lived so long. Like, "Every day, I eat at least one pine cone."

 

Why do so many new brides get crow's feet as soon as they're married? From squinting and saying, "Suck what?" 


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