Tuesday, March 10, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] March 11, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

With Washington D. C. slinging around trillions of dollars, have you ever wondered just how much money that is? CyberJokester Bobak Khomaan sends along this interesting look at exactly how big a pile of money it takes to make a trillion dollars!
http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/index.html

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Miranda loved to sing, but whenever she began, her husband, Bob, headed outside. Hurt and mildly dejected, she asked, "Bob? Don't you enjoy my singing?" "Of course I do, dear," Bob replied. "I just want to make sure the neighbors know I'm not beating you!"

What are the worst three words you could hear during sex? The answer is a tie between: "Honey, I'm home!" "The condom broke!" "I'm HIV positive." "Get off me!" "Who are you?" and "Is it in?"


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