Wednesday, March 18, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] March 19, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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http://mommyswishlist.blogspot.com

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed his aunt beat him more than his parents and he refused to live with her. The judge then suggested he live with his grandparents. The boy cried and said they beat him, too. After learning that domestic violence was a way of life among the whole family, the judge took an unprecedented step: he asked the boy who should have custody of him. The child requested the University of Kentucky basketball team, whom the boy said was incapable of beating anyone!

Once, a few years ago, I accidently walked in on my parents having sex. You should see the look on my face on the video!


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