Tuesday, July 14, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] July 15, 2009



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

In 1981 KRON-TV reported on a new service: the San Francisco daily newspapers -- on home computers via dial-up acoustic-coupler modem:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

As Pat Paulson once said, "All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to the unenlightened immigration policies of the American Indian!"

A man was sunbathing at the nude beach. For civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he placed his hat over his pen¡s. A woman walked by and snickered, "If you were a gentleman, you'd raise your hat." He barely moved his eyes and replied, "If you were more attractive, it would raise itself!"


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