Monday, July 27, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] July 28, 2009



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

No, I didn't forget your weekly batch of sight gags yesterday. I merely wanted to keep those search tips sites together. Here they are, a day late, but much more than a dollar short!
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgagbrowser.php?j=1911

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A man had barely gotten in the door from work before his wife greeted him with a passionate kiss, pulled him into the bedroom, pushed him onto the bed, unzipped his fly, and gave him a fantastic blow job. After he had exploded, he looked her in the eyes and asked, "All right, dear. What did you do to the car this time?!"

What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? Roosters say, "Cock-a-doodle-doo." Blondes say, "Any-cock'll-doo!"


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