Wednesday, July 29, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] July 30, 2009



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Why are men better at map reading than women? Only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling fifty miles!

Baseball great Jimmy Piersall explains how to diaper a baby: "Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Fold second base down to home. Set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate, and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, call the game and start all over!

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